at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Operation Purity has been aborted
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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