does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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