Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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