okay pat passed out under dana's car
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
His hands were made for my vagina.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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