Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Randomize