You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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