return my video game
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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