What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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