He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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