at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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