so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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