I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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