new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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