That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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