He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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