this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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