went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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