singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Randomize
