Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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