4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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