Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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