you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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