We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
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