The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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