where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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