My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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