Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
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I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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