At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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