When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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