Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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