I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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