I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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