office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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