yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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