Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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