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Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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