: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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