I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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