rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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