I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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