Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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