My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I need water and some morals
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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