; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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