Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
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