scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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