Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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