so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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