would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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