just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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