i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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