This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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