Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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