There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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