Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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