jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Let's paint friendship bongs
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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